Shmakma

Shmakma....it's my stupid made up pokemon for contest
It evolves from lapras by use of ice cream.

There is only one way to get it and it can only be done once.
Your must visit an old man in a sea shore cottage 100 times and only once a day and harass him about the obviusly stolen stuff in his house that offecer jenny had tolf you about, then on your 100th visit he we proceed to steal your lapras that you will have in your party then lock you out of his house

.....one week later you should come back to find the man missing and his cottage destroyed with a pokeball and all the stolen goods sitting amoung the rubble with a note attacthed to the pokeball. Pick up the pokeball and read the note.

note: You have my apoligies for taking your pokemon, i do however not regret stealing it, it 'was' a beautful pokemon but however i was clumsy and while eating a bowl of ice cream i tripped over my rug. The ice cream then landed on your lapras....i had no idea at the time that something so small and simple could cause somehting so horrible to happen....take back your pokemon.....i'm leaving and i hope i never see you or your horrible pokemon again.....

then officer jenny will pull up on her motercycle and question you about the cottage and will then bring all the stolen goods back to their rightful owners...

check the pokeball you picked up and you will find that what was once your lapras has now evolved into a Shmakma

weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! i soo wish this would actually happen in the game....>.< it's best not to ask how i came up with this idea.